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A Big Jerk

May 9, 2016

(Actor #1 is in their lawn trying to start their lawn mower. The mower will not start)Actor #1: "Hey...

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The Pet Diaries

July 17, 2012 4 Comments

This Skit is actually just a narration/reading of a planned script. That's right; nobody has to memorize ANY lines...

Two Suckers on a Stick

August 15, 2011 6 Comments

What you need: a stick, a candy shop owner, a customer, 2 unsuspecting volunteersWhat you do: Pick two people...

Strike a Pose

January 17, 2011 6 Comments

"Cast: 3-4 girls with SERIOUS attitude (models)1 male: an Agent - think Ms. Jay from America's Next Top Model1...

Me, Tarzan!

January 17, 2011 0 Comments

Characters: Two guys with several strips of black or brown yarn pinned to their chests and underarms. One "ugly"...

Centipede

September 13, 2010 0 Comments

This is a prank skit. This skit takes almost no practice but the trainer needs to remember his lines...

Is It Time Yet?

June 14, 2010 5 Comments

Actor 1: (sitting down on a bench with their RIGHT leg over their left.)Actor 2: (walks in doing something...

We Don’t Have a Skit!

June 7, 2010 0 Comments

GIRL 1: (Walks on stage crying. Really ham it up. Blow nose in Kleenex and then cry even louder.)GIRL...

The Magic Water Trick

May 12, 2010 0 Comments

Characters Needed:1 Magician10 girls (preferably all with ponytails and wearing similar clothes and as many blondes as possible)1 random...

The Ugliest Person in the World

October 26, 2009 4 Comments

Characters:1 Ring master1 secret person underneath a blanket3 people in crowd1 mark (person in the crowd NOT IN ON...

Does Your Dog Bite?

July 18, 2009 2 Comments

Characters:1 guy1 Girl1 dog (played by a boy)The scene opens with a girl sitting on a park bench waiting...

Dude!!!

April 4, 2009 5 Comments

Actors Needed:Dude 1Dude 2Props Needed:A glass bottle in a paper sack (to give the illusion of alcohol) Warning: This...

Sock Soup

March 13, 2009 0 Comments

Actors Needed:1 chef2 tastersProps1 pot filled with water1 spoon1 pair of socksThe scene starts with the "chef" stirring the...

The Makeup Counter

December 30, 2008 0 Comments

Actors Needed:1 FEMALE makeup artist3 passers-by (2 FEMALES and ONE really big and masculine guy)SuppliesFor this skit, you will...

Colonel Von Washbucket

November 23, 2008 1 Comments

Colonel von WashbucketThe setting for this skit is at a movie set. There are only two actors, the Movie...

Spaceship

July 25, 2008 0 Comments

SpaceshipCast: 3 Men (workers)1 ObserverWhen the scene opens, 3 men (workers) are working on something quite feverishly. It needs...

Doctor Doctor!!!

July 10, 2008 11 Comments

"Cast:PatientDoctorThe setting is in a doctor's office.Patient- "DOCTOR! DOCTOR! I have an emergency!!"Doctor- "What's wrong?! Calm down and just tell me...

Bubble Gum Boys

June 13, 2008 2 Comments

As the title suggests, you need some guys, 4 to be exact, to pull this one off. A steel...

Puppy Dog Surprise

May 13, 2008 1 Comments

For this sketch, you will need 4 people; 1 to be the teacher, and 3 to be the different...

Just Because

March 26, 2008 1 Comments

This simple skit can stand alone, or it can be used as an intro into a discussion on what...

The Viper

March 7, 2008 1 Comments

The cast members include at least 3 girls (up to 6 can be used) and 1 guy (the window...

Bat Skit

February 15, 2008 1 Comments

Bat SkitCASTMayorSasquatchGeneral LeeCat WomanBatmanMini BatmanRobinNOTE: This is a really long skit if done all at once. You can break...

Bored Cowboys

January 14, 2008 4 Comments

You will need 5 actors for this skit.This skit is a great one to use to intro the next...

The Misadventures of Shut Up and Trouble

January 11, 2008 0 Comments

For this skit, you will need 5 actors/actress.Actor #1: Shut Up (main character needs to be a girl)...

Peppermint Milkshake

December 27, 2007 1 Comments

Warning: THIS IS REALLY REALLY GROSS!!! While it is quite funny, you may want to use your adult leaders...

Baking A Cake (Around the World)

December 27, 2007 14 Comments

This skit is actually several skits in one! The same exact skit is played out in several different ways,...

Jail Break

December 5, 2007 0 Comments

You need 6 actors for this skit. (3 Prisoners, 2 Guards, and 1 Boss)Also, you will need 2 fake...

Banana Bandana

November 9, 2007 2 Comments

You need two actors for this. It can be done with 2 boys or 2 girls or one of...

Was it You?

October 15, 2007 1 Comments

For this skit, you will need 5 actors. The lead actor is the General. He needs to be an...

Fresh or Used?

September 17, 2007 0 Comments

Note: Excellent as an opener for a discussion on sexual purity.We classify this as a skit but also believe...

21

September 10, 2007 0 Comments

The humor in this skit is that the first girl who is jumping is playing a game in which...

Abdul the Magnificent

September 10, 2007 3 Comments

This is a fun skit which, when done right, the kids can't figure it out. The trick is to...

Where Did You Come From?

August 30, 2007 2 Comments

Setting: A movie theater.Set up at least two rows of chairs and fill them with students (who have already...

The Enlarging Machine

August 30, 2007 0 Comments

Supplies:1 very large box to look like a machine. Must be large enough for an adult staff person to...

One Minute

August 24, 2007 0 Comments

IMPORTANT NOTE: This skit will ONLY work if you have 6 actors that have earned the respect of your...

Monster

August 23, 2007 1 Comments

This skit is one you can use to involve the crowd.Have a person dressed up in some coveralls of...

Dog Poop

August 23, 2007 2 Comments

Here's a disgusting and hilarious skit that gets tons of laughs.Actors:Two people who are out for a walk or...

The Scene

July 10, 2007 0 Comments

Skit Description:This is a really funny skit. We performed it for a school show and it was a huge...

Motorcycle Gang

July 10, 2007 2 Comments

Skit Description:This skit requires two campers and a motorcycle gang (however many people you want).Script:Guy 1: All right, the...

Water Passer

July 3, 2007 0 Comments

Skit Description:There are several people in a line. The person at the end of the line must have some...

Thirsty?

July 3, 2007 1 Comments

Characters: Thirsty Girl Tie Salesman 1 Tie Salesman 2 DoormanScene Script:(Thirsty girl is crawling through the...

Candy Store Skit

June 7, 2007 4 Comments

Stage Set Up:A candy shop. Use counters and shelves to place an assortment of candies about. Remember to place...

Our First Kiss

June 7, 2007 1 Comments

This is best with two male adults. Dress one in drag w/tons of makeup. The actors don't speak but...

Future Banana Skit

June 4, 2007 0 Comments

Always a crowd pleaser, this simple skit will open any meeting and draw all attention toward the stage. Your...

You Were Lucky – The Liars

June 4, 2007 1 Comments

Here is a great skit for leaders or students who really like to act and even memorize lines. This...

Monk Monotony Skit

May 25, 2007 0 Comments

This skit is short and easy to pull off. It requires only 3 actors (the Main Monk, Monk Monotony...

Sex Skit

May 25, 2007 4 Comments

This is a very short skirt that works well as an introduction to a discussion about God's vision/purpose for...

Sumo Wrestlers Skit

May 18, 2007 0 Comments

Excessively silly actors will make this skit hilarious. The announcer must be prepared with a script which includes the...

Little Red Riding Hood

May 17, 2007 0 Comments

Characters:Wolf and Little RedSupplies:Little Red's costume: Red rain coat or red scarf or red blanket A basket covered...

The Stand In

May 9, 2007 0 Comments

This is a gag-style skit and the "Stand In" is always the receiver of the gag. While there is...

The Psychiatrist

May 9, 2007 0 Comments

Characters:Psychiatrist and his patient.Scene:Design the stage to look like a Psychiatrist's office. Include a couch (for the patient to...

The Bucket Trick Skit

May 5, 2007 0 Comments

This is a skit/trick which the leader plays for the entire group. It requires the leader of the group...

Contagious Ward Skit

May 5, 2007 6 Comments

Introduction:As the title implies, every symptom in this doctor's office seems to be contagious. A short rehearsal will equip...

Dueling Nostrils

April 26, 2007 0 Comments

Set to the tune of "Dueling Banjos", 2 volunteers light up their nostrils in a dark room for tons...

If I Were Not A Youth Worker

April 26, 2007 3 Comments

Volunteers assume a character of their choice in this interactive singing skit. It's a great skit to use at...

Howdy Buckeroo

April 16, 2007 0 Comments

If the leaders in your group have a tough time memorizing lines, this skit might be perfect for them.Supplies:...

Pass It Down

April 16, 2007 1 Comments

In this first date skit, a movie theater is so packed that there are only two seats left on...

Belly Button Whistlers

April 11, 2007 0 Comments

Supplies:Large sheets of cardboard, duct tape, bright makeup (to draw faces on the bellies of male volunteers), extra-large men's...

Chair Wrestling Skit

April 11, 2007 1 Comments

Supplies:One folding chair, wrestling singlet, headgear, background music (Theme from Rocky, We Are the Champions, The Eye of the...

The Grape Store

October 9, 2006 0 Comments

A guy walks into a computer store and taps the employee on the back.Guy: You got any grapes?Employee: No.Guy...

Hu’s on First

October 9, 2006 0 Comments

This is long, but if you have two people who can pull it off, paced well, it might be...

School Pictures and New Shoes

September 1, 2006 7 Comments

Plot Summary: Two students begin to lie to each other, trying to out do one another by exaggerating their...

Rindercella And The Prandsome Hince

April 6, 2006 5 Comments

A very animated, funny reader can read this "skit" while others act it out. Rehearse reading this first, it's...

JC Penny

February 23, 2006 4 Comments

You can have as many people as you want doing this skit. The first person comes and sits down....

Banana Pudding

January 18, 2006 2 Comments

3 people: the chef, the eater, and the directorDirectorAction!ChefStirs imaginary pot.Eater entersWhatcha Making?ChefBanana puddingEaterCan I try some?ChefSureEaterDips finger...

Siamese Twins Tasks

April 21, 2005 0 Comments

This skit-game is only as good as the person leading it. Bring a few pairs of kids up front....

Napoleon Get's Saved

April 11, 2005 2 Comments

Characters:Singer(s)NarratorNapolean DynamiteSummerDebPedroKipHappy Hands - 2 others to do movements to ÒThe RoseÓ Note: This can be done as a...

Mr. Glove

February 5, 2005 0 Comments

Video-tape a glove as it explores a different adventure each week. Have Mr. Glove visit kids houses that go...

Larry Sprunger Show, The

February 5, 2005 0 Comments

Topic: RelationshipsSet up stage like a talk show. YouÕll need a host, Larry; guests, Courtney, Recee, and Buck,...

Mr. No Depth Perception

February 5, 2005 0 Comments

A few family scenes where the husband has no depth perception. The funny part is that the guy doesnÕt...

Magic Bandana Skit

February 5, 2005 0 Comments

Two guys come out; one is the magician, one is his not-so-smart assistant. The magician introduces his act and...

Nose Lights

February 5, 2005 0 Comments

Have two students dressed similar, come upfront very formal and stiff. (Dressing up is funny but not necessary.) ...

Sneak Thief Skit

February 5, 2005 0 Comments

Two guys at a ÒrestaurantÓ already sitting behind a table covered with a long table cloth (so audience canÕt...

Paint a Picture

February 5, 2005 0 Comments

ÒPaintÓ a picture of spring or something similar. Call kids from the club to come up and stand and...

Love Mechanic

February 5, 2005 1 Comments

The Love Mechanic is dressed up as a mechanic with a tool belt, etc. He comes in and announces...

Peanut Butter Deodorant

February 5, 2005 1 Comments

Gross but funny skit! Props: peanut butter, bread, jacket for the nervous guy which hides his pit stains at...

Water Shortage

February 5, 2005 0 Comments

Note: This is a gross skit. Only do this if you want to . . . and...

Peanut Butter Truck Driver

February 5, 2005 0 Comments

You will need a brave student volunteer, a tank shirt or sleeveless shirt for both the truck driver (youth...

Pebbles

February 5, 2005 0 Comments

For this skit you need: 1 teacher and at least 4 pupils (preferably 6), enough chairs for each pupil,...

Pick Pocket

February 5, 2005 2 Comments

"Frankie Fingers and Harry Hands" meet and embrace each other. They tell where theyÕve been in the last few...

Pizza Guy

February 5, 2005 0 Comments

This is an outlandish, fun way to introduce a new leader (or just get a leader from a neighboring...

Radio Jumble

February 5, 2005 0 Comments

This is an easy to perform skit in which seven people are used. All seven persons (A,B,C,D,E,F, and G)...

Rewind Please

February 5, 2005 0 Comments

Stage Placements: 2 guys facing one another at opposite ends of stage and 2 girls in the back talking...

Spittoon Boy (gross & funny)

February 5, 2005 0 Comments

Three hillbillies acting like they are chewing begin to brag about their spitting prowess. One spits for speed, one...

Silly Skits

February 5, 2005 0 Comments

Have your group write down several people, places or animals on a sheet of paper. Put all of these...

Things You Can't Do With…

February 5, 2005 4 Comments

This is a great skit that can be made to fit any program or club . . . but...

Stuntmen/Stuntwomen Run-on

February 5, 2005 0 Comments

This falls in the category of ÒDumb & DumberÓ, which can be funny with the right people doing it....

Desenta-esteem-amater

February 5, 2005 0 Comments

For this skit youÕll need 2 actors and a yellow glove. Style is combo of Johnny Bravo motions...

Doctor Office Skit

February 4, 2005 4 Comments

You will need 6 people, pregnant woman costume and a nurse costume, or if you have a small group,...

Cupid Skit

February 4, 2005 6 Comments

Girl sitting on park bench. Guy comes in and likes the girl but she doesnÕt respond. Cupid comes in...

Duct Tape Man and Side Kick Announcements Skit

February 4, 2005 1 Comments

Think ÒThe Red Green ShowÓ for this skit idea to do an announcement for an upcoming event. Wrap a...

Foreign Exchange Student

February 4, 2005 2 Comments

You need someone who can speak a foreign language fluently, even better if you have a real foreign exchange...

Freaky Fishing

February 4, 2005 2 Comments

You need 3 or 4 people for this skit. Each person is holding a stick that looks like...

Good Morning

February 4, 2005 0 Comments

- Name of Your Youth Group or Good Morning America! Call parents ahead of time. Get to kidsÕ homes...

GrannyÕs Candy Store

February 4, 2005 0 Comments

Get 3 guy volunteers (good sports) to stand upfront, but with no parts to play in the skit. ÒGrannyÓ...

Hallway Skit

February 4, 2005 0 Comments

Stage Placements: 2 guys facing one another at opposite ends of stage and 2 girls in the back talking...

He Said He's Met You Before!

February 4, 2005 11 Comments

Characters: (1) Old man; (2) Old woman; (3) gas station attendant.The old married couple is sitting in two chairs...

Impressions Of An Administrator

February 4, 2005 0 Comments

This works well in a small town where almost everyone knows the principal, a coach, or favorite teacher. Helps...

Invisible Bench, The

February 4, 2005 1 Comments

For This skit you can have up to 9 people involved. Anymore can get boring for the audience! Person...

Jump

February 4, 2005 0 Comments

There are 4 people who come in one at a time to the edge of a bridge. The first...

Junior Class Play

February 4, 2005 2 Comments

You will need four people for the doctor, director, mother and child. Mother: (enters sweeping the floor) Son: (comes...

King Ooga Booga

February 4, 2005 0 Comments

You will need three youth workers--one King Ooga Booga and two loyal subjects and a narrator. Cover the three...

3D Movie

February 4, 2005 3 Comments

A guy and girl walk out in lab coats; one stands behind a chair. Announcer pulls up a planted...

Pencil Salesman, The

February 4, 2005 0 Comments

Sales manager and Dumb Salesman enter.Manager: Now I want you to pay close attention to me so you can...

Blind Date

February 4, 2005 24 Comments

A guy and a girl are on a blind date. As they go through the Ògetting-to-know-youÓ motions, he realizes...

LiÕl Mo

February 4, 2005 0 Comments

(Disclaimer: As long as you have 6th & 7th graders, Little LiÕl MoÕs not old!)This can be done in...

Angry Neighbor

January 15, 2005 6 Comments

This is a skit done at a house group meeting. Have the ÒangryÓ neighbor played by an adult who...

Big Rig (A sick and Twisted Skit)

January 15, 2005 0 Comments

Materials: several deodorants: spray, roll-on, pump, and solid. Slices of bread or bun, jar of peanut butter, tank top....

Bat Man

January 15, 2005 6 Comments

For this skit you will need: Batman mask, Robin mask, Black tights, Green tights, Flash light, and a...

Unique Ways To Do Announcements

January 15, 2005 0 Comments

Bandaged Hand AnnouncementGreat at camps or retreat meetings. Simply walk to the front of the group with a serious...

Not Another Teen Christian Drama

September 14, 2004 5 Comments

Summary: The whole concept of this skit is to be a complete oxymoron. The skit is about two directors...

Prayer – The Wrong Kind!

September 14, 2004 0 Comments

A couple of students were praying in their rooms the night before their very first night in youth group....

Dirty Socks/Laundry Detergent

September 14, 2004 1 Comments

This is a TV commercial. Get a pair of white socks with chocolate syrup all over them to make...

Olympic Nose Blowing

September 14, 2004 2 Comments

This idea mocks Olympic announcing. You must have funny hosts. Have a current commentator to go along with your...

Talk Show Travesty

September 14, 2004 0 Comments

Mock your favorite daytime talk show. Today your guests are students who, throughout their lives, have only used one...

You Gotta Try This!

September 14, 2004 0 Comments

A family is sitting around the table getting ready to eat. A kid comes running in and hits his...

Clumsy Grocery Guy

August 1, 2004 1 Comments

This skit requires three people and a few props, a long table set up to look like a grocery...

Coke Commercial (gross)

August 1, 2004 0 Comments

Have one person standing, holding an unopened coke bottle, the next fellow holding a bottle opener, the other two...