Stupid Skits

Sneak Thief Skit

Two guys at a ÒrestaurantÓ already sitting behind a table covered with a long table cloth (so audience canÕt see underneath). One pulls out the paper and begins to read. He shares some of the stories briefly with his friend and then whistles in surprise:

    Man 1: (with paper) Did you see this article about the Sneak Thief?

    Man2: No, what happened?

    Man1: Listen to this (reads aloud). “Another series of bizarre robberies occurred yesterday in (name of your town). Purses, wallets, jackets and other items mysteriously disappeared. Police are baffled and have no clues as to the thiefÕs identity or how he or she strikes without being seen. The public is warned to be on their guard until the thief is apprehended.Ó

    Man 2: ThatÕs unbelievable!

They continue to talk. A waitress brings coffee and the check. One man signs the check. The other man looks at his watch and says, “WeÕd better get back to the office.” They both arise and walk out minus their pants and clad in bright colored boxer shorts.

Added by Young Life


Jonathan McKee

Jonathan McKee is the author of over twenty books including the brand new The Guy's Guide to FOUR BATTLES Every Young Man Must Face; The Teen’s Guide to Social Media & Mobile Devices; If I Had a Parenting Do Over; and the Amazon Best Seller - The Guy's Guide to God, Girls and the Phone in Your Pocket. He speaks to parents and leaders worldwide, all while providing free resources for youth workers on Jonathan, his wife Lori, and their three kids live in California.

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