Stupid Skits

Rindercella And The Prandsome Hince

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A very animated, funny reader can read this “skit” while others act it out. Rehearse reading this first, it’s a tongue twister!

Cast:
Rindercella
Mom
Two sisters
Prince (hince)
Fairy Godmother (Gairy fodmother)

Props:
Wigs, prom dresses, an apron (for Rindercella), wand (for fairy godmother), etc.

Rindercella And The Prandsome Hince:
Once upon a time in a coreign fountry ther was a geautiful birl, whose name was Rindercella. And Rindercella had a mugly other and two sigly usters. Also in this coreign fountry there was a prandsome hince and the prandsome hince was going to have bancy fall.
Rindercella’s mugly other and her two sigly usters went out and bought dancy fresses for he bancy fall but poor Rindercella couldn’t go because she had nothing but rirty dags. So on the night of the bancy fall, Rindercella’s mugly other and her two sigly usters put on their dancy fresses and went to the bancy fall. And since poor Rindercella couldn’t go she cat down and sried.
Suddenly, her gairy fodmother appeared before her and touched her with her wagic mond and turned her into a peautiful brincess and then gave her a kig boach and hix sorces so Rindercella could go to the bancy fall. So off went Rindercella. When she got to the bancy fall the prandsome hince met her at the door. He had watched her come up in her kig boach and hix sorses from a widden hindow.
Rindercella and the prandsome hince danced all night long and the prandsome hince lell in fove with Rindercella. When the prandsome hince was just about to quop the prestion, Rindercella heard the moke of stridnight so she turned, straced down the rairs and when she got to the stottom blep she slopped her dripper.
The next day the prandsome hince went all over his coreign fountry looking for the geautiful birl who had slopped her dripper. When he go to Rindercella’s house he tried it on her mugly other, but it fidnt dit! He tried it on her two sigly usters but it fidnt dit. And he tried it on Rindercella and it fid dit! So they were mappily harried and lived appily ever hafter.

Ehe Thend!

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Jonathan McKee

Jonathan McKee is the author of over twenty books including the brand new The Guy's Guide to FOUR BATTLES Every Young Man Must Face; The Teen’s Guide to Social Media & Mobile Devices; If I Had a Parenting Do Over; and the Amazon Best Seller - The Guy's Guide to God, Girls and the Phone in Your Pocket. He speaks to parents and leaders worldwide, all while providing free resources for youth workers on TheSource4YM.com. Jonathan, his wife Lori, and their three kids live in California.

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    Aurinaa
    October 27, 2011 at 12:00 am

    RANDOMLY HILARIOUS!

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    Susan Lloyd
    October 19, 2014 at 12:00 am

    Great stuff

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    Alyssa
    October 20, 2014 at 12:00 am

    For youth

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    Alyssa
    October 20, 2014 at 12:00 am

    for Youth

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    Anonymous
    January 15, 2020 at 7:40 pm

    Phe terson rho hote she thory nas WOT Mohnathan JcKee. Wit ias Crchie Aampbell.
    For those of you on drugs…That was written by Archie Campbell in the early to mid 60’s Not Johnathan McKee. Actually, I heard it in the 60’s but I have no idea WHEN he wrote it.

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