Stupid Skits

He Said He's Met You Before!

Characters: (1) Old man; (2) Old woman; (3) gas station attendant.

The old married couple is sitting in two chairs up front. They are acting as if they are driving in a car with the old man's hand on the steering wheel. They pull into a gas station, and the old man roles down his window.

    Gas station attendant: “Can I help you?”

    Old man: “Fill 'er up.”

    Old Woman: (asks the old man) “What'd he say?”

    Old Man: “He asked if he could help us.”

    Old Woman: “Tell him to fill 'er up.”

    Old Man: “I told him to fill it up.”

    Gas station attendant: “Where are you two headed?”

    Old Man: “We're going to Disneyland.”

    Old Woman: “What'd he say?”

    Old man: “He asked us where we're headed.”

    Old Woman: “Tell him we're going to Disneyland.”

    Old Man: (disgustingly) “I told him we're going to Disneyland!”

    Gas station attendant: “Where are you two from?”

    Old Man: “We're from Hudsonville.”

    Old Woman: “What'd he say?”

    Old Man: (angrily) “He asked us where we're from!”

    Old Woman: “Tell him we're from Hudsonville.”

    Old Man: (very angry) “I TOLD HIM WE'RE FROM HUDSONVILLE!”

    Gas station attendant: “Hudsonville, I've been to Hudsonville before. The women there are DOG UGLY!”

    Old Woman: “What'd he say?”

    Old Man: (looks at the old woman, then at the gas station attendant, and then back to the old woman and says) “He said he's met you before!”

Curtain closes Ñ or lights go down Ñ and music comes on (ideally), or old woman and man get up and walk out of the room like old folks.

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11 Comments

  1. Kevin Sprague
    September 17, 2011 at 12:00 am

    This is a skit that will get lots of laughs.

  2. Amy
    September 19, 2011 at 12:00 am

    It’s the most hillaruos thing yet

  3. Manaswi
    November 5, 2011 at 12:00 am

    too small….:(

  4. jr
    December 16, 2011 at 12:00 am

    Funny!! Funny!! Its not too small!! Its good to open up or just for a good laugh!! I like IT!!

  5. Emily
    January 1, 2012 at 12:00 am

    Lol this was a STUPID SKIT! but also hilarious!, Mainly Hilarious.

  6. EmilyB.
    June 23, 2012 at 12:00 am

    lol i couldnt stop laughing this truly is a stupid skit

  7. EmilyB.
    June 23, 2012 at 12:00 am
  8. Stud
    May 11, 2013 at 12:00 am

    This is a really good skit I’m doing it with my friends for a talent show

  9. sophie
    June 24, 2013 at 12:00 am

    i love this skit

  10. carolyn
    September 20, 2014 at 12:00 am

    this skit is awesome

  11. Tammy white
    October 29, 2014 at 12:00 am

    awesome fun skits

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