Stupid Skits

The Grape Store

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A guy walks into a computer store and taps the employee on the back.

Guy: You got any grapes?

Employee: No.

Guy walks off stage and comes back a moment later and taps the same employee.

Guy: You got any grapes?

Employee: I told you yesterday, No!

Guy walks off stage and comes back a moment later and taps the same employee.

Guy: You got any grapes?

Employee: No, and if you came to ask me that again I’m gonna nail your feet to the ground!

Guy walks off stage and comes back a moment later and taps the same employee.

Guy: (slowly) Got any nails?

Employ: (through grit teeth) No.

Guy: (goofy, innocent grin) Got any grapes?

Idea by Drakel

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Jonathan McKee

Jonathan McKee is the author of over twenty books including the brand new The Guy's Guide to FOUR BATTLES Every Young Man Must Face; The Teen’s Guide to Social Media & Mobile Devices; If I Had a Parenting Do Over; and the Amazon Best Seller - The Guy's Guide to God, Girls and the Phone in Your Pocket. He speaks to parents and leaders worldwide, all while providing free resources for youth workers on TheSource4YM.com. Jonathan, his wife Lori, and their three kids live in California.

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