Stupid Skits

Candy Store Skit


Stage Set Up:
A candy shop. Use counters and shelves to place an assortment of candies about. Remember to place your Jelly Bean Jar on the top shelf!


    • Tins or plastic containers labeled “Jelly Beans”, “Gum Balls”, “Gummi Bears”, etc. (It’s easiest to cover a number of old boxes with white or brown paper and use a marker to label them as different candies.)
    • An apron for your old candy shop keeper to wear.
    • A cane for shop keeper.
    • Ladder for shopkeeper to climb to the top shelf for Jelly Beans. This ladder should be stored off stage.

4 young hooligan boys or girls.

Scene Script: Four guys enter the candy store that is run by an old man (bent over, shaky voice, beard, and cane).

Kid 1:

    • I’ll have a dime’s worth of jelly beans.

(The old man/shop-keeper notices that the jelly beans are on the top shelf and sighs heavily.)

Shop-Keeper: Are you sure you want jelly beans? I’ve got great gummy bears right hereÉ

Kid 1: Nope. Jelly Beans, please.

Shop-Keeper: (He gets a ladder and with much pain climbs to the top, gets the jelly beans and comes down the ladder. He weighs a dime’s worth of jelly beans, screws the lid on the jar and climbs up the ladder to replace the jar. Giving Kid 1 the small bag of jelly beans, he looks at the next kid and says) “Next?”

Kid 2: I’d like a dime’s worth of jelly beans, please.
Again, the Shop-Keeper sighs.

Shop Keeper: Are you sure? This red licorice is nice. Or how about some chocolate pieces?

Kid 2: I really like those jelly beans. I want them.

(The old Shop-Keeper gets the ladder and climbs up again. He counts out a dime’s worth, gives them to the kid and returns the Jelly Beans to the top shelf. Then he puts the ladder away and looks to the third kid.)

Kid 3: Guess what, I love jelly beans. I was thinking about changing up to licorice for today. But maybe I should stick with what I know I like.

Shop Keeper: Yea, sure. You should try the licorice for a change.

Kid 3: Hmmm. Change scares me. I think IÕll go with the jelly beans. A dime’s wort, please.

Shop-Keeper:(Shop-Keeper moans and gets the ladder. He climbs up, gets the jelly beans. This time while he is up there, he asks the last person) “I suppose you want a dime’s worth of jelly beans too?”

Kid 4: No.

(The Shop-Keeper comes down and returns to the counter. He counts out a dimeÕs worth and then returns the jar to the top shelf, climbs down and returns the ladder to the off-stage storage space.)

Shop Keeper: “Now, what do you want?” He asks the fourth kid.

Kid 4: I want a nickels worth of jelly beans.

(The old man/Shop-Keeper chases him out of the store with his cane, shouting.)

Original Idea by Young Life


Jonathan McKee

Jonathan McKee is the author of over twenty books including the brand new The Guy's Guide to FOUR BATTLES Every Young Man Must Face; The Teen’s Guide to Social Media & Mobile Devices; If I Had a Parenting Do Over; and the Amazon Best Seller - The Guy's Guide to God, Girls and the Phone in Your Pocket. He speaks to parents and leaders worldwide, all while providing free resources for youth workers on Jonathan, his wife Lori, and their three kids live in California.


  1. Cobey
    April 12, 2012 at 12:00 am

    hahahahahah funny

  2. jim bob
    July 28, 2014 at 12:00 am

    Totally Rad

  3. Gary Anderson
    September 15, 2014 at 12:00 am

    Our students loved this. Just make sure you don’t let them hijack the candy before the skit.

  4. Miley
    May 2, 2018 at 12:00 am

    I am expecting a baby and I am going to name it Kenna

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