Doctor Doctor!!!

“Cast:
Patient
Doctor

The setting is in a doctor’s office.

Patient- “DOCTOR! DOCTOR! I have an emergency!!”

Doctor- “What’s wrong?! Calm down and just tell me what’s wrong and I’ll help you.”

Patient- “I have a hole in me”

Doctor- “Show me where.”

Patient- “Right here, (lifts shirt up to show belly button and points.)”

Doctor- “Um…. that’s 100% normal. Just go home and rest.”

~a little while later~

Patient- “DOCTOR! DOCTOR!!! I have an emergency!!”

Doctor- “What is it this time?!”

Patient- “I only have four toes!!”

Doctor- “Ok just let me look at it.”

Patient- (Lifts foot)

Doctor- “Ok show me which one is missing.”

Patient- “Well let me see…. ok, one two three four fi- oh ok they’re all here, what a relief!”

Doctor- “Yes yes, now please don’t come back unless there’s a REAL emergency.”

Patient- (walks out)

~a little while later~

Patient- “DOCTOR DOCTOR!!!”

Doctor- “Oh great what is it this time?????”

Patient- “This time it’s a real emergency!!!”

Doctor- “Ok, tell me what’s wrong.”

Patient- “I think I broke something.”

Doctor- “You mean a bone? Did you break a bone?”

Patient- “Could be, I’m not sure. But there’s definitely a crack.”

Doctor- “Okay, where does it hurt?”

Patient- “It doesn’t hurt so much, but I definitely see a crack.”

Doctor- “Let me see it.”

Patient- “Okay.. here’s the crack.” (starts to undo Belt, and turn around)

Doctor- “Security!”

THE END
Idea by Maddie