Stupid Skits

Two Suckers on a Stick


What you need: a stick, a candy shop owner, a customer, 2 unsuspecting volunteers

What you do: Pick two people from the audience and have them hold the stick and tell them its the candy counter. Have the candy store owner stand on one side and the customer stand on the other.

Customer: “Do you have any Jelly Beans?”

Owner: “No”

Customer: “Do you have any licorice?”

Owner: “No”

Customer: “Do you have any Snicker Bars?”

Owner: “No”

Customer: “Well what do you have?”

Owner: “I got two suckers on a stick.”

NOTE: You can add as many types of candy as you want and make sure the volunteers can take a joke.


Jonathan McKee

Jonathan McKee is the author of over twenty books including the brand new The Guy's Guide to FOUR BATTLES Every Young Man Must Face; The Teen’s Guide to Social Media & Mobile Devices; If I Had a Parenting Do Over; and the Amazon Best Seller - The Guy's Guide to God, Girls and the Phone in Your Pocket. He speaks to parents and leaders worldwide, all while providing free resources for youth workers on Jonathan, his wife Lori, and their three kids live in California.


  1. Kevin
    July 12, 2012 at 12:00 am

    Watching the two suckers facial expression, is priceless!

  2. Kevin
    July 12, 2012 at 12:00 am
  3. Howard
    May 11, 2016 at 12:00 am

    love this one. I pull it off at Kamp every year and always find plenty of willing suckers.

  4. ken doll
    February 4, 2019 at 8:52 pm

    this um is not the best

  5. sticks
    October 28, 2019 at 8:35 pm

    why do you suck sticks

  6. Idiot
    July 10, 2021 at 9:09 am


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