Stupid Skits

Spittoon Boy (gross & funny)

Three hillbillies acting like they are chewing begin to brag about their spitting prowess. One spits for speed, one for distance and one for power. They decide to have a contest and call out Spittoon Boy (guy enters wearing rain slicker, boots, hat, goggles, and carrying a coffee can).

They each back him up more and spit for distance. He flicks the can each time as if the spit landed in it. The last guy even sends him out side, down the street (he comes back amazed.)

Now for speed: for the first guy he flicks the can quickly after the guy spits, second guy he flicks it faster, the third time he flicks before the guy spits.

Now for power: the first guy spits powerful-like and Spittoon Boy flicks and falters a bit. Next guy flicks and falls down behind something (blocking him from the crowd – when behind the crowd – trade cans with a can full of water). The third time he flicks and spills it (water) all over crowd.

Added by Young Life


Jonathan McKee

Jonathan McKee is the author of over twenty books including the brand new The Guy's Guide to FOUR BATTLES Every Young Man Must Face; The Teen’s Guide to Social Media & Mobile Devices; If I Had a Parenting Do Over; and the Amazon Best Seller - The Guy's Guide to God, Girls and the Phone in Your Pocket. He speaks to parents and leaders worldwide, all while providing free resources for youth workers on Jonathan, his wife Lori, and their three kids live in California.

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