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Sex Skit

sex-skit

This is a very short skirt that works well as an introduction to a discussion about God’s vision/purpose for sex. The patient in the scene is a guy who clearly thinks about sex all the time. You might transition immediately into a group discussion by asking, “When does it seem like everyone is thinking about sex?” or “Do you agree or disagree with the statement: All guys think about sex all the time?”

Needed Props:

    • Chairs for two volunteers
    • a desk for the doctor (or small table)
    • notebook, paper, and pen
    • pre-drawn pictures as listed below in the script (you may want to put the Doctor in a tie/coat or white Doctor’s coat)

Characters:
Psychologist and patient played by 2 adult leaders

Scene Script:

(A doctor’s office with a desk for the doctor and a chair for the patient. The Doctor sits behind his desk facing the patientÉ who sits in a chair across from him.)

Doctor: I am going to show you some pictures. You tell me what comes to you mind when you see each picture. Ready? Here is the first picture.

(Doctor holds up a circle (drawn on paper) where everyone can see it.)

Doctor: What do you see?

Patient: Sex!

(Next, the doctor holds up a triangle, and asks the patient what it reminds him of.)

Patient: (Goes wild and yells) Sex!

(The doctor then holds up a square and again in the patient goes wild.)

Doctor: I know what your problem is. You’ve got a dirty mind.

Patient: Me? You’re the one with all the dirty pictures!

(Doctor exits the stage and patient looks to audience and shrugs. Patient exits stage.)

Original Idea by Young Life

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Jonathan McKee

Jonathan McKee is the author of over twenty books including the brand new The Guy's Guide to FOUR BATTLES Every Young Man Must Face; The Teen’s Guide to Social Media & Mobile Devices; If I Had a Parenting Do Over; and the Amazon Best Seller - The Guy's Guide to God, Girls and the Phone in Your Pocket. He speaks to parents and leaders worldwide, all while providing free resources for youth workers on TheSource4YM.com. Jonathan, his wife Lori, and their three kids live in California.

4 Comments

  1. nona reece
    September 14, 2015 at 12:00 am

    I like it as an intro to the topoc

  2. jermaine
    October 20, 2015 at 12:00 am

    omg! so f****** funny!

  3. Peter
    February 8, 2016 at 12:00 am

    i think this is a little innappropriate

  4. Leann
    March 31, 2016 at 12:00 am

    This is very inappropriate. You should be ashamed of yourselves.

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