Stupid Skits

Motorcycle Gang

motorcycle-gang

Skit Description:
This skit requires two campers and a motorcycle gang (however many people you want).

Script:

Guy 1:

    • All right, the tent is pitched, but unfortunately, it can only fit one person.

Guy 2: Well, I guess we can switch off between nights. I’ll sleep outside tonight, and tomorrow you can sleep outside.

Guy 1: I like that idea. OK, good night.

Guy 2: Good night.

(Guy 1 goes into the tent. Guy 2 lies down outside the tent and falls asleep.)

(Motorcycle gang comes along, making motorcycle noises and beats up the guy
Outside.)

Guy 1: (coming out of the tent) What happened?

Guy 2: This motorcycle gang came and beat me up. Can we switch places, please?

Guy 1: O.K. fine. You sleep in the tent tonight.

(Both guys switch places and go to sleep. The motorcycle gang comes back for
more.)

Gang leader: Wait, we already got the guy outside the tent. Let’s get the one inside the tent.

(Gang goes in the tent and beats up the same guy again.)

The End

Added by Dean Bryant

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Jonathan McKee

Jonathan McKee is the author of over twenty books including the brand new The Guy's Guide to FOUR BATTLES Every Young Man Must Face; The Teen’s Guide to Social Media & Mobile Devices; If I Had a Parenting Do Over; and the Amazon Best Seller - The Guy's Guide to God, Girls and the Phone in Your Pocket. He speaks to parents and leaders worldwide, all while providing free resources for youth workers on TheSource4YM.com. Jonathan, his wife Lori, and their three kids live in California.

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    Bill Pagan
    June 24, 2014 at 12:00 am

    Very Funny. However, too short. But laughed for awhile.

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    Gary Anderson
    September 8, 2014 at 12:00 am

    Perfect for getting things started and getting the attention up on stage. This skit helps your students see that your leaders are FUN!

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