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Monster

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This skit is one you can use to involve the crowd.Have a person dressed up in some coveralls of some sort of a box on their head so the crowd can't see how HIDEOUS this grotesque monster is! Have a flap in the box so someone could lift the flap and see the monster's face (without the audience seeing...
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Dog Poop

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Here's a disgusting and hilarious skit that gets tons of laughs.Actors:Two people who are out for a walk or run. The actors should be dressed as though they are out for exercise.Supplies:A lumpy brown matter which is meant to look like dog poop. Imagine Tootsie Rolls and Snickers bars mashed up and very wet so that when on a...
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The Scene

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Skit Description:This is a really funny skit. We performed it for a school show and it was a huge hit!!! This first part of the skit is spoken very dull and softly.Script:Mom: (starts to sweep kitchen floor)Dad: (comes in very tired) Honey will you make me some breakfast?Mom: Not now, I am sweeping the floor, get it yourself.(Dad walks...
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motorcycle-gang
Skit Description:This skit requires two campers and a motorcycle gang (however many people you want).Script:Guy 1: All right, the tent is pitched, but unfortunately, it can only fit one person.Guy 2: Well, I guess we can switch off between nights. I'll sleep outside tonight, and tomorrow you can sleep outside.Guy 1: I like that idea. OK, good night.Guy 2:...
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Water Passer

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Skit Description:There are several people in a line. The person at the end of the line must have some water in their mouth before they go on stage. The success of this skit really relies on this last person who has the water in their mouth. They need to appear to the audience normal; as if they don't have...
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Thirsty?

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Characters: Thirsty Girl  Tie Salesman 1  Tie Salesman 2  DoormanScene Script:(Thirsty girl is crawling through the desert.)Thirsty Girl: Water, please water.(Tie Salesman 1 walks up to Thirsty Girl.)Thirsty Girl: Water, please water.Tie Salesman 1: Sorry I've got no water, but would you like to buy a tie?Thirsty Girl: No, I need water.(Tie Salesman 1 walks away....
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candy-store-skit
Stage Set Up:A candy shop. Use counters and shelves to place an assortment of candies about. Remember to place your Jelly Bean Jar on the top shelf!Supplies: Tins or plastic containers labeled "Jelly Beans", "Gum Balls", "Gummi Bears", etc. (It's easiest to cover a number of old boxes with white or brown paper and use a marker to...
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