Browsing Category:Stupid Skits

we-donot-have-a-skit
GIRL 1: (Walks on stage crying. Really ham it up. Blow nose in Kleenex and then cry even louder.)GIRL 2: (Enters stage left) "Hey there." (Hugging Girl 1, attempting to comfort her). "It's okay. Let it all out." (Girl 1 cries into her shoulder loudly) "Why are you crying?"(Girl 1 whispers into Girl 2's ear, then they both start...
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the-magic-water-trick
Characters Needed:1 Magician10 girls (preferably all with ponytails and wearing similar clothes and as many blondes as possible)1 random personProps:a glass of watera table/stand for the water to sit ona cloth to cover the table and glassAt the start of the skit, have the ten girls and random person embedded in the audience as the magician walks on stage.Magician: "Hello...
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the-ugliest-person-in-the-world
Characters:1 Ring master1 secret person underneath a blanket3 people in crowd1 mark (person in the crowd NOT IN ON THE SKIT)The setting for this sketch is at a circus. You'll need an over-the-top personality to be the Ring Master. He needs to be loud and boisterous. You'll need a person to be underneath the blanket (aka, the Ugliest Person...
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does-your-dog-bite
Characters:1 guy1 Girl1 dog (played by a boy)The scene opens with a girl sitting on a park bench waiting for a bus. At the other end of the park bench (just a few feet away) is a dog (played by the guy) on a leash. The girl is reading a book, minding her own business, and the dog is...
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Stupid Skits

Dude!!!

dude
Actors Needed:Dude 1Dude 2Props Needed:A glass bottle in a paper sack (to give the illusion of alcohol) Warning: This stupid skit is a unique one as you will see. It only requires two male actors and a very simple prop, and there is VERY limited dialogue so memorizing lines for this skit should be a breeze. However, there is...
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Sock Soup

sock-soup
Actors Needed:1 chef2 tastersProps1 pot filled with water1 spoon1 pair of socksThe scene starts with the "chef" stirring the pot.Chef: (while stirring, looks into the pot and says) "Almost done." (He then smiles to himself and walks off stage.)Taster 1: (walks onto the stage, looks into the pot, and tastes the soup.) "Mmmm. Delicious!" (He walks off...
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The Makeup Counter

the-makeup-counter
Actors Needed:1 FEMALE makeup artist3 passers-by (2 FEMALES and ONE really big and masculine guy)SuppliesFor this skit, you will also need several kinds of makeup, a handheld mirror, a small table to put all the makeup on, and a chair to sit customers in.The scene opens with the makeup girl coming on stage and setting up her booth in...
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