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Characters: (1) Old man; (2) Old woman; (3) gas station attendant.The old married couple is sitting in two chairs up front. They are acting as if they are driving in a car with the old man's hand on the steering wheel. They pull into a gas station, and the old man roles down his window.Gas station attendant: "Can I...
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This works well in a small town where almost everyone knows the principal, a coach, or favorite teacher. Helps to have or build a good relationship with them. You stop youth group and explain that although they may not know it, you actually are very good at impressions and that some kids at youth group urged you to share...
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For This skit you can have up to 9 people involved. Anymore can get boring for the audience! Person 1: walks on and sits down on the invisible bench (facing the audience).Person 2: walks on, stops to look at Person 1 and asks, ÒWhat are you doing?Ó Person 1: Sitting on the invisible bench.Person 2: Oh! Okay, Can I...
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Jump

There are 4 people who come in one at a time to the edge of a bridge. The first person comes in looking distraught and says ''IÕm a newspaper reporter, but I don't have a story! I think I'm going to jump off the edge of this bridge to my watery death! I have no reason to live!ÓThe next...
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Junior Class Play

You will need four people for the doctor, director, mother and child. Mother: (enters sweeping the floor) Son: (comes in the room holding his stomach) Mother, IÕve been shot. Mother: Oh, my son! Son: I think I will die mother. Mother: Oh, son you must not do that. I will call the doctor. (She picks up the phone.) Doctor,...
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King Ooga Booga

You will need three youth workers--one King Ooga Booga and two loyal subjects and a narrator. Cover the three youth workers with big blankets so no one can tell who they are. Set up two folding chairs about two to three feet apart, facing each other. Put two large mixing spoons in front of one chair and two in...
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Sales manager and Dumb Salesman enter.Manager: Now I want you to pay close attention to me so you can become a great salesman.Salesman: Duhh, okay.Manager: First you hold your pencils in you hand and say, "Pencils for sale." Practice saying that.Salesman: Pencils for sale, pencils for sale, etc.Manager: Okay, that's enough. Next, the first question people will ask you...
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