Gross but funny skit!
Props: peanut butter, bread, jacket for the nervous guy which hides his pit stains at first.
3 characters: girl, guy, and another guy who has large pit stains on his shirt.
Nervous boy comes over (wearing a jacket over his pit-stained shirt) to girl's house to pick her up for a date.
Brother of girl answers door, small talk, and asks nervous guy to take off his jacket.
Nervous guy refuses, and eventually does, revealing amazingly huge pit stains on shirt.
The girl's brother asks him about it, the guy says he just gets too nervous sometimes, and he wishes there was something he could do about it.
The girl's brother says he used to have the same problem, before he found the best deodorant ever: peanut butter.
The brother demonstrates, by showing his peanut butter-covered pits.
The nervous guy is impressed, and liberally, and I mean liberally, applies it to his pits.
Just then, the girl enters, says something like “Hey Steve, are you ready to go?”
And then the nervous guy, who is now confident, says, “Why bother going out for dinner? Dinner's on me!”
Then the girl gets a couple of pieces of bread which are sitting somewhere close, and wipes them on his pits and eats them like a sandwich.
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Jonathan McKee
Jonathan McKee is the author of over twenty books including the brand new The Guy's Guide to FOUR BATTLES Every Young Man Must Face; The Teen’s Guide to Social Media & Mobile Devices; If I Had a Parenting Do Over; and the Amazon Best Seller - The Guy's Guide to God, Girls and the Phone in Your Pocket. He speaks to parents and leaders worldwide, all while providing free resources for youth workers on TheSource4YM.com. Jonathan, his wife Lori, and their three kids live in California.
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October 29, 2012 at 12:00 ambob