Characters: (1) Old man; (2) Old woman; (3) gas station attendant.
The old married couple is sitting in two chairs up front. They are acting as if they are driving in a car with the old man's hand on the steering wheel. They pull into a gas station, and the old man roles down his window.
Gas station attendant: “Can I help you?”
Old man: “Fill 'er up.”
Old Woman: (asks the old man) “What'd he say?”
Old Man: “He asked if he could help us.”
Old Woman: “Tell him to fill 'er up.”
Old Man: “I told him to fill it up.”
Gas station attendant: “Where are you two headed?”
Old Man: “We're going to Disneyland.”
Old Woman: “What'd he say?”
Old man: “He asked us where we're headed.”
Old Woman: “Tell him we're going to Disneyland.”
Old Man: (disgustingly) “I told him we're going to Disneyland!”
Gas station attendant: “Where are you two from?”
Old Man: “We're from Hudsonville.”
Old Woman: “What'd he say?”
Old Man: (angrily) “He asked us where we're from!”
Old Woman: “Tell him we're from Hudsonville.”
Old Man: (very angry) “I TOLD HIM WE'RE FROM HUDSONVILLE!”
Gas station attendant: “Hudsonville, I've been to Hudsonville before. The women there are DOG UGLY!”
Old Woman: “What'd he say?”
Old Man: (looks at the old woman, then at the gas station attendant, and then back to the old woman and says) “He said he's met you before!”
Curtain closes Ñ or lights go down Ñ and music comes on (ideally), or old woman and man get up and walk out of the room like old folks.
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Kevin Sprague
September 17, 2011 at 12:00 amThis is a skit that will get lots of laughs.
Amy
September 19, 2011 at 12:00 amIt’s the most hillaruos thing yet
Manaswi
November 5, 2011 at 12:00 amtoo small….:(
jr
December 16, 2011 at 12:00 amFunny!! Funny!! Its not too small!! Its good to open up or just for a good laugh!! I like IT!!
Emily
January 1, 2012 at 12:00 amLol this was a STUPID SKIT! but also hilarious!, Mainly Hilarious.
EmilyB.
June 23, 2012 at 12:00 amlol i couldnt stop laughing this truly is a stupid skit
EmilyB.
June 23, 2012 at 12:00 amStud
May 11, 2013 at 12:00 amThis is a really good skit I’m doing it with my friends for a talent show
sophie
June 24, 2013 at 12:00 ami love this skit
carolyn
September 20, 2014 at 12:00 amthis skit is awesome
Tammy white
October 29, 2014 at 12:00 amawesome fun skits