“Cast:
Patient
Doctor
The setting is in a doctor’s office.
Patient- “DOCTOR! DOCTOR! I have an emergency!!”
Doctor- “What’s wrong?! Calm down and just tell me what’s wrong and I’ll help you.”
Patient- “I have a hole in me”
Doctor- “Show me where.”
Patient- “Right here, (lifts shirt up to show belly button and points.)”
Doctor- “Um…. that’s 100% normal. Just go home and rest.”
~a little while later~
Patient- “DOCTOR! DOCTOR!!! I have an emergency!!”
Doctor- “What is it this time?!”
Patient- “I only have four toes!!”
Doctor- “Ok just let me look at it.”
Patient- (Lifts foot)
Doctor- “Ok show me which one is missing.”
Patient- “Well let me see…. ok, one two three four fi- oh ok they’re all here, what a relief!”
Doctor- “Yes yes, now please don’t come back unless there’s a REAL emergency.”
Patient- (walks out)
~a little while later~
Patient- “DOCTOR DOCTOR!!!”
Doctor- “Oh great what is it this time?????”
Patient- “This time it’s a real emergency!!!”
Doctor- “Ok, tell me what’s wrong.”
Patient- “I think I broke something.”
Doctor- “You mean a bone? Did you break a bone?”
Patient- “Could be, I’m not sure. But there’s definitely a crack.”
Doctor- “Okay, where does it hurt?”
Patient- “It doesn’t hurt so much, but I definitely see a crack.”
Doctor- “Let me see it.”
Patient- “Okay.. here’s the crack.” (starts to undo Belt, and turn around)
Doctor- “Security!”
THE END
Idea by Maddie
Jonathan McKee
Jonathan McKee is the author of over twenty books including the brand new The Guy's Guide to FOUR BATTLES Every Young Man Must Face; The Teen’s Guide to Social Media & Mobile Devices; If I Had a Parenting Do Over; and the Amazon Best Seller - The Guy's Guide to God, Girls and the Phone in Your Pocket. He speaks to parents and leaders worldwide, all while providing free resources for youth workers on TheSource4YM.com. Jonathan, his wife Lori, and their three kids live in California.
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July 28, 2011 at 12:00 amsooooo funny dude!
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July 31, 2011 at 12:00 amgreat skitt,,,page
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October 19, 2011 at 12:00 amfunny
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January 12, 2012 at 12:00 amthis is the funniest and most ridiculous thing ive ever read in my life!
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November 8, 2013 at 12:00 amWhat is the point/meaning of this skit? Great skit tho!
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January 30, 2014 at 12:00 amThank you I just love it!
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July 26, 2014 at 12:00 amThat is a great skit!!
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November 18, 2014 at 12:00 amthis was a great skit i did it in front of my class with my best friend and all the kids loved it.
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May 14, 2015 at 12:00 amI’ve heard of all these doctor doctor jokes, LAME