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Stupid Skits

Magic Bandana Skit

Two guys come out; one is the magician, one is his not-so-smart assistant. The magician introduces his act and sends his assistant to a table behind him and (facing the audience) says,"Herkimer, (his assistant), do exactly as I say . . ." (Magician canÕt see him)"Pick up the bandana . . ." Herkimer picks up a bandana and also...
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Nose Lights

Have two students dressed similar, come upfront very formal and stiff. (Dressing up is funny but not necessary.) Have lights turned off as it needs to be fairly dark for this to work. Your students then produce two pen-lights each and stick each pen-light in a nostril. They then hum some simple song and flash the nose lights...
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Sneak Thief Skit

Two guys at a ÒrestaurantÓ already sitting behind a table covered with a long table cloth (so audience canÕt see underneath). One pulls out the paper and begins to read. He shares some of the stories briefly with his friend and then whistles in surprise: Man 1: (with paper) Did you see this article about the Sneak Thief?...
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Paint a Picture

ÒPaintÓ a picture of spring or something similar. Call kids from the club to come up and stand and be (mime/act out) things like a babbling brook, lovers in a canoe, rocks, trees, etc. Also have a kid come up and run around the group to be a frame. Depict beautiful nature scene. Then narrator gradually has the brook...
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Love Mechanic

The Love Mechanic is dressed up as a mechanic with a tool belt, etc. He comes in and announces that he is The Love Mechanic and then says, "IÕm The Love Mechanic, and IÕm just here to help." What happens is that students ÒsendÓ (not really, he makes them up) letters with love problems and he then gives advise....
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Gross but funny skit! Props: peanut butter, bread, jacket for the nervous guy which hides his pit stains at first. 3 characters: girl, guy, and another guy who has large pit stains on his shirt. Nervous boy comes over (wearing a jacket over his pit-stained shirt) to girl's house to pick her up for a date. Brother of girl...
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Water Shortage

Note: This is a gross skit. Only do this if you want to . . . and never "make" anyone be guy no. 5. The scene opens with a glass of water on a table with a sign that reads, "Water out of order - this is the last glass." Guys (or mix of guys/girls) enter...
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