Thirsty?

Characters:

• • Thirsty Girl

• • Tie Salesman 1

• • Tie Salesman 2

• Doorman

Scene Script:

(Thirsty girl is crawling through the desert.)

Thirsty Girl: Water, please water.

(Tie Salesman 1 walks up to Thirsty Girl.)

Thirsty Girl: Water, please water.

Tie Salesman 1: Sorry I’ve got no water, but would you like to buy a tie?

Thirsty Girl: No, I need water.

(Tie Salesman 1 walks away. Tie Salesman 2 walks up.)

Thirsty Girl: Water, please water.

Tie Salesman 2: Sorry, I’ve got no water, but would you like to buy a tie?

Thirsty Girl: No, I need water.

(Tie Salesman 2 walks away. Thirsty Girl keeps walking and comes up to a water factory, with a doorman at the front door.)

Thirsty Girl: This must be a mirage!

Doorman: This factory isn’t a mirage dear.

Thirsty Girl: Thank God!

(Thirsty Girl starts to walk in but Doorman stops her.)

Doorman: I’m sorry dear, but I can’t let you in without a tie.