Stupid Skits

Thirsty?

Characters:

  • Thirsty Girl

  • Tie Salesman 1

  • Tie Salesman 2

  • Doorman

Scene Script:
    (Thirsty girl is crawling through the desert.)

    Thirsty Girl: Water, please water.

    (Tie Salesman 1 walks up to Thirsty Girl.)

    Thirsty Girl: Water, please water.

    Tie Salesman 1: Sorry I've got no water, but would you like to buy a tie?

    Thirsty Girl: No, I need water.

    (Tie Salesman 1 walks away. Tie Salesman 2 walks up.)

    Thirsty Girl: Water, please water.

    Tie Salesman 2: Sorry, I've got no water, but would you like to buy a tie?

    Thirsty Girl: No, I need water.

    (Tie Salesman 2 walks away. Thirsty Girl keeps walking and comes up to a water factory, with a doorman at the front door.)

    Thirsty Girl: This must be a mirage!

    Doorman: This factory isn't a mirage dear.

    Thirsty Girl: Thank God!

    (Thirsty Girl starts to walk in but Doorman stops her.)

    Doorman: I'm sorry dear, but I can't let you in without a tie.

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Jonathan McKee

Jonathan McKee is the author of over twenty books including the brand new The Bullying Breakthrough; The Teen’s Guide to Social Media & Mobile Devices; If I Had a Parenting Do Over; and the Amazon Best Seller - The Guy's Guide to God, Girls and the Phone in Your Pocket. He speaks to parents and leaders worldwide, all while providing free resources for youth workers on TheSource4YM.com. Jonathan, his wife Lori, and their three kids live in California.

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