Stupid Skits

Peppermint Milkshake

Warning: THIS IS REALLY REALLY GROSS!!! While it is quite funny, you may want to use your adult leaders for this one.

Supplies:
1 small table
1 blue cup (filled with clean water)
1 white empty cup (for spitting into)
1 toothbrush
1 tube of peppermint toothpaste
Have all of this sitting on the center of the stage.

Actors:
You can have as few or as many actors as you want. The more actors you have, the grosser it is.

ACTOR 1: (Walks up to the table and sees the toothpaste, toothbrush, and cup of water) Oh cool! Toothpaste and a toothbrush! I didnÕt brush my teeth todayÉ(thinking about it for a second)Éor yesterday either. (Then he or she picks up the toothpaste and toothbrush and brushes his/her teeth. He/she rinses using the cup of water, and spitting into the empty cup. He/she exits the stage.)

ACTOR 2: (Walks up to the table and sees the toothpaste, toothbrush, and cup of water) Alright! My favorite flavor of toothpaste! Peppermint! (Then he or she picks up the toothpaste and toothbrush and brushes his/her teeth. He/she rinses using the cup of water, and spitting into the empty cup. He/she exits the stage.)

ACTOR 3: (Walks up onto the stage and BURPS really loudly! Then have him or her make a face and wave their hand in front of their face. Then he or she notices the table and the toothpaste, toothbrush, and cup of water.) Wow, that stunk terribly. I guess I should not have had the refried beans, guacamole, AND sour cream on that burrito. Good thing there is a toothbrush handy. (Then he or she picks up the toothpaste and toothbrush and brushes his/her teeth. He/she rinses using the cup of water, and spitting into the empty cup. He/she exits the stage.)

ACTOR 4: (Walks up to the table and sees the toothpaste, toothbrush, and cup of rinse water) Oh boy! My favorite! Peppermint Milkshake! (He or she then picks up the white cup that everyone has been spitting into and drinks it)

NOTES:
1.This is a great skit with which to use a live video feed. This will make sure everyone can see the personÕs face that drinks the Peppermint Milkshake.
2.Make sure you do this so you can sleep at night after performing this skit. First, make sure to line up the participants in advance. Tell them what is involved and make sure they can handle it! Secondly, have them brush their teeth RIGHT BEFORE the skit beginsÉwith their own toothbrush! This will help make it as hygienic as possible. Thirdly, WHOEVER has to drink the Peppermint Milkshake should get a free lunch from you later in the week!

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