Stupid Skits

Love Mechanic

The Love Mechanic is dressed up as a mechanic with a tool belt, etc. He comes in and announces that he is The Love Mechanic and then says, "IÕm The Love Mechanic, and IÕm just here to help." What happens is that students ÒsendÓ (not really, he makes them up) letters with love problems and he then gives advise....
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Sneak Thief Skit

Two guys at a ÒrestaurantÓ already sitting behind a table covered with a long table cloth (so audience canÕt see underneath). One pulls out the paper and begins to read. He shares some of the stories briefly with his friend and then whistles in surprise: Man 1: (with paper) Did you see this article about the Sneak Thief?...
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Stupid Skits

Magic Bandana Skit

Two guys come out; one is the magician, one is his not-so-smart assistant. The magician introduces his act and sends his assistant to a table behind him and (facing the audience) says,"Herkimer, (his assistant), do exactly as I say . . ." (Magician canÕt see him)"Pick up the bandana . . ." Herkimer picks up a bandana and also...
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Topic: RelationshipsSet up stage like a talk show. YouÕll need a host, Larry; guests, Courtney, Recee, and Buck, Tito, Commercial Spokesperson, 2 security guards, New Boyfriend, plus 3 pre-picked audience participants to whom youÕll give lines beforehand. The commercial and TitoÕs part can be axed if you donÕt have enough people. Larry: Good evening and...
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For this skit youÕll need 2 actors and a yellow glove. Style is combo of Johnny Bravo motions (fast then stop suddenly) with game show announcer voice. It is important for all lines to be loud for it to be funny and to over dramatize everything. Skit begins with both walking towards each other from opposite sides of...
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This falls in the category of ÒDumb & DumberÓ, which can be funny with the right people doing it. Each week or month two leaders can be Òfamous stuntmen/stuntwomenÓ who enter to Kick Start My Heart by Motley Crue or another wild song (just watch the lyrics), screaming and dancing around. They yell to the crowd, "Are we an...
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This is a great skit that can be made to fit any program or club . . . but this can only be done IF you have a funny staff person or kid who can pull this off! HereÕs how it works. You have one actor and one inanimate object such as a chair, log, etc. Then...
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