This is an easy to perform skit in which seven people are used. All seven persons (A,B,C,D,E,F, and G) simply stand in front of the audience and read the script below when their turn comes. To introduce the skit, announce that this is what happened one day when you were trying to find a radio station to listen to. Each of the readers can wear a sign with the name of a radio station on it, or dress up in costume. Each “click” below indicates a station change. (The “clicks” can be inserted at the appropriate times by an offstage sound effects person Ðor- if you have a real talented person who is great at different voices, you can have them do all the characters.)
Person A: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, this is Seymour Skidmarks bringing you the latest news in the world of sports. The annual football game between (two known schools)_________ and __________ was played last week to the enjoyment of a large crowd who went wild at the crucial point during the game when Coach ________ sent in É (click)
Person B: Éthree eggs, a cup of buttermilk, and a pinch of salt. Stir well and pour into a flat greased pan orÉ (click)
Person C: Éyour new fall hat. This year, fashion decrees that women shall wear a large variety of charm bracelets. A most popular design is to make them ofÉ (click)
Person D: Éold whiskers? If you do, just shave them off with BatesÕ Better Shaving Cream. Use this cream, and you will be so handsome that all the girls willÉ (click)
Person E: Ébend over and touch the floor twenty times. This exercise is superb for general reducing. All right now, again, letÕs bend over, up, overÉ (click)
Person F: É(singing) the ocean. My Bonnie lies over the sea. My Bonnie lies over the ocean, oh bring back my Bonnie to É (click)
Person A: É(name of someone in your youth group) ________ who sailed down the field for a touchdown that tied the game. What a play! What a perfectÉ (click)
Person C: Ély darling little summer bag that all you girls simply must have. At first glimpse they may remind you ofÉ (click)
Person G: Éa bowl of soup. But it was tooooo hot. The second bowl was as hot as the first, but the third was just right. Goldilocks ate, and ate, until she couldÉ
Person D: Éfeel the stiff beard with your hand. Does that appear to be very romantic? Our foolproof way to get a girlfriend is toÉ (click)
Person E: Ébreathe deeply four times, and pound on your chest with your fists after inhaling each breath. This enlivens the tissues and makes one feelÉ (click)
Person B: Épuffy and full of air. This effect can be had by beating the mixture with a rotary eggbeater for fiveÉ (click)
Person C: Éhundred years. The things our grandmothers wore then are the most popular things today. Already fashion leaders, prominent society women are trying to bring back more old-fashioned manners. Their cry is “Bring backÉ” (click)
Person F: É(singing) my Bonnie to me, bring back, bring back, oh bring back my Bonnie to me. Bring back, bring back É (click)
Person D: Éa nice soft chin and a host of compliments. If you use our cream, those whiskers will come out with a É (click)
Person G: ÉCRASH!! Goldilocks had broken the little chair all to pieces. Then she jumped up and started up the stairs. There she saw three beds. The first bed was covered with a bearskin rug, which was too soft. The second bed was covered withÉ (click)
Person A: Éwhat looked like crawling things from the press box, but it was only the players in hard scrimmage. We are looking with expectations to (name of known school) _______ winning their ________ championship this fall. The players are in good condition and average weight isÉ (click)
Person E: É110 pounds. You, too, can weigh this much if you but follow these simple exercises. DonÕt take them too hard at first or you will probably have toÉ (click)
Person F: É(singing) lay on a pillow. Last night as I lay on my bed; last night as I lay on my pillow, I dreamed that my Bonnie wasÉ (click)
Person B: Écooking in a hot oven about 450 degrees Fahrenheit. For an extra treat, garnish, add cloves or wholeÉ (click)
Person G: Ébears? Will Goldilocks get home safely? How will the story end? Keep your radio tuned to this station until tomorrow at this time for the next episode of this thrilling story. Until then kiddies, be sweet and donÕt forget tooÉ (click)
Person D: Éshave off the whiskers with BatesÕ. Our motto isÉ (click)
Person E: Éstand on your head and wave your feet in the air. Gym clothes are best for this exercise, butÉ (click)
Person C: Éan ostrich feather will do just as well. Take my tip and you girls will be as fashionable asÉ (click)
Person A: É(name of popular guy in your youth group)________, to whom we are looking for great things this year. This is your friendly announcer, Seymour Skidmarks signing off and sayingÉ (click)
Person C: ÉBuh-bye!
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