Stupid Skits

JC Penny

February 23, 2006

You can have as many people as you want doing this skit. The first person comes and sits down.

The second person comes out and the first person says, “I like your shirt. Where did you get it?”

The second person says, “JC Penny.”

The third person comes out and the first person says the same thing, “I like your jeans. Where did you get them?”

The third person says, “JC Penny”

You can have this exchange with as many people as you want, complimenting their shoes, socks, jacket, etc.

Finally, after all of the people walk out a boy comes out in a towel (with shorts under), and nothing else on.

The first person says, “Who are you?”
The boy says, “I am JC Penny.”

By Jonathan McKee 4 Comments

Jonathan McKee is the author of over twenty books including the brand new The Guy's Guide to FOUR BATTLES Every Young Man Must Face; The Teen’s Guide to Social Media & Mobile Devices; If I Had a Parenting Do Over; and the Amazon Best Seller - The Guy's Guide to God, Girls and the Phone in Your Pocket. He speaks to parents and leaders worldwide, all while providing free resources for youth workers on TheSource4YM.com. Jonathan, his wife Lori, and their three kids live in California.

Ray
June 11, 2012 at 12:00 am
I think this is simply funny. May have to leave him a tee shirt on but it is laughable.
Ray
June 11, 2012 at 12:00 am
Julie
March 11, 2015 at 12:00 am
This is stupid
Jillian
December 19, 2015 at 12:00 am
good

A Big Jerk