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eZine 12.19.2001


Jonathan’s Resources E-Newsletter
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Top Ten Gifts Your WIVES DON’T want for Christmas

Top Ten Gifts Your HUSBANDS DON’T want for Christmas




We’re glad to provide you with effective resources, programs, games, events, discussions, and ideas! Whether you are a volunteer, a youth leader, a youth pastor, or the Pope, you can use these practical tools to help your ministry.

You know that Jonathan’s Resources exists to provide resources to youth workers! As I always say, “let’s not waste time . . . everyone needs good resources- here’s one.”



Top Ten Gifts Your WIVES DON’T want for Christmas

    Any married guy knows that there are some gifts that would bring on certain DEATH if we gave them to our wives on Christmas!

    1. A car wash kit

    2. A table saw

    3. Year Membership to Weight-Watchers Clinic

    4. Year subscription to Sports Illustrated

    5. A Case of Oil

    6. Custom engraved Bowling Ball

    7. New outboard motor for fishing boat

    8. Rambo Trilogy on DVD

    9. New satalite dish with sports package

    10. Ceiling Mirror Kit



Top Ten Gifts Your HUSBANDS DON’T want for Christmas

    Husbands aren’t that picky, but let’s face it . . . there are certain gifts that they JUST DON’T WANT!

    1. Anne of Avonlea/Anne of Green Gables Collectors Edition with 74 minutes of extra footage

    2. Any knick-knack

    3. Tickets to the ballet

    4. Another new tie

    5. A Bath and Body Works Soap Basket

    6. New Teddy Bear Pajamas

    7. Vaccuum Cleaner

    8. A weekend seminar on “Getting in Touch With Your Feelings”

    9. Pair of Fuzzy Bunny Slippers

    10. A nose and ear hair trimmer
for more of Jonathan’s Top Ten Lists check out his newsletter archive page:
https://thesource4ym.com/archives/



If you have youth ministry ideas you want to share, please email me at jon@thesource4ym.com

God Bless!

Jonathan R. McKee

If you are interested in bringing Jonathan out to your group to reach students or motivate and equip leaders, check out his speaker and trainer page:

https://thesource4ym.com/trainer/

https://thesource4ym.com/speaker/jonathan.html

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Jonathan McKee

Jonathan McKee is the author of over twenty books including the brand new The Guy's Guide to FOUR BATTLES Every Young Man Must Face; The Teen’s Guide to Social Media & Mobile Devices; If I Had a Parenting Do Over; and the Amazon Best Seller - The Guy's Guide to God, Girls and the Phone in Your Pocket. He speaks to parents and leaders worldwide, all while providing free resources for youth workers on TheSource4YM.com. Jonathan, his wife Lori, and their three kids live in California.

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