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Weekly Resources, Ideas and Articles from The Source for Youth Ministry
Tuesday, December 19, 2000
In This Issue |
- Top Ten Gifts Your WIVES DON’T want for Christmas
- Top Ten Gifts Your HUSBANDS DON’T want for Christmas
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Top Ten Gifts Your WIVES DON’T want for Christmas |
December 19, 2000
- Any married guy knows that there are some gifts that would bring on certain DEATH if we gave them to our wives on Christmas!
1. A car wash kit
2. A table saw
3. Year Membership to Weight-Watchers Clinic
4. Year subscription to Sports Illustrated
5. A Case of Oil
6. Custom engraved Bowling Ball
7. New outboard motor for fishing boat
8. Rambo Trilogy on DVD
9. New satalite dish with sports package
10. Ceiling Mirror Kit
Top Ten Gifts Your HUSBANDS DON’T want for Christmas |
December 19, 2000
- Husbands aren’t that picky, but let’s face it . . . there are certain gifts that they JUST DON’T WANT!
1. Anne of Avonlea/Anne of Green Gables Collectors Edition with 74 minutes of extra footage
2. Any knick-knack
3. Tickets to the ballet
4. Another new tie
5. A Bath and Body Works Soap Basket
6. New Teddy Bear Pajamas
7. Vaccuum Cleaner
8. A weekend seminar on “Getting in Touch With Your Feelings”
9. Pair of Fuzzy Bunny Slippers
10. A nose and ear hair trimmer
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Jonathan McKee
Jonathan McKee is the author of over twenty books including the brand new The Guy's Guide to FOUR BATTLES Every Young Man Must Face; The Teen’s Guide to Social Media & Mobile Devices; If I Had a Parenting Do Over; and the Amazon Best Seller - The Guy's Guide to God, Girls and the Phone in Your Pocket. He speaks to parents and leaders worldwide, all while providing free resources for youth workers on TheSource4YM.com. Jonathan, his wife Lori, and their three kids live in California.