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Tuesday, July 4, 2000
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| Top 10 Ways to Lose Your Job in Youth Ministry |
July 4, 2000
If your going to lose your job . . . lose it in one of the top 10 ways!
10. Play Peanut Butter Chubby Bunnies to test the theory of this whole “Chubby Bunny” debate!
9. Leave your Pastor’s kid at an orphanage in Mexico on your annual mission trip.
8. Replace the grape juice with actual wine during communion (this would only really affect Baptists)
7. Teach girls how to smoke cigars and gamble their babysitting money in a game of poker at the girls junior high Bible Study (teaching them to tithe their winnings of course!)
6. Cut up the church’s choir robes to make flags for a capture the flag game.
5. Give your Sr. Pastor a free subscription to the Victoria Secret Catalogue, sent to the church address!
4. Start a food fight at the annual church spaghetti feed!
3. Start a food fight during communion!
2. Finance the down-payment of your new mustang convertible through your youth petty cash fund.
1. Bring Bill Clinton out to speak at your True Love Waits Rally.
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Jonathan McKee
Jonathan McKee is the author of over twenty books including the brand new The Guy's Guide to FOUR BATTLES Every Young Man Must Face; The Teen’s Guide to Social Media & Mobile Devices; If I Had a Parenting Do Over; and the Amazon Best Seller - The Guy's Guide to God, Girls and the Phone in Your Pocket. He speaks to parents and leaders worldwide, all while providing free resources for youth workers on TheSource4YM.com. Jonathan, his wife Lori, and their three kids live in California.