Stupid Skits

Was it You?

For this skit, you will need 5 actors. The ÒleadÓ actor is the General. He needs to be an overbearing, loud, and big guy.

The scene opens with soldiers standing in line. A General is in front of his troops (facing the same way as them with his back to them) giving silly orders.

Script:


    General: Atten Hut! (soldiers behind him snap to attention.) Alright maggots, there are several things that are crucial for you to remember if you want to have a pleasant stay at Camp HELLingsworth. The first is the proper way to refer to me. When I say something to you, you respond with, ÒYes, Master.Ó Got it?!

    All Soldiers: Yes Master!

    General: Good. Now, letÕs talk about hygiene. You will take showers dailyÉusing soap! My drill sergeants will ensure that your bar of soap is getting smaller each day. Got it?!

    All Soldiers: Yes Master!

    General: Good. Now about contraband. You are not permitted to have any homemade cookies, portable PlayStations, Kelly Clarkson CDÕs, skateboardsÉ. (interrupted by last soldier sneezing). WHO WAS THAT?!!! (All of the soldiers in the line slowly back up a step, one by one.)

    General: OKÉ I guess were gonna have to do this the hard way! (General approaches the first soldier and leans in) Was it you?

    Soldier #1: No Master!! (General shoots first soldier and immediately goes to Soldier #2.)

    General: (leaning in again) Was it you?

    Soldier #2: No master! (General shoots second soldier and immediately goes to Soldier #3.)

    General: (leaning in) Was it you?

    Soldier #3: No Master! (General shoots third soldier and goes to Soldier #4.)

    General: (leaning in) Was it you?

    Soldier #4: (timidly) Yes MasterÉ

    General: God Bless You.

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Jonathan McKee is the author of over twenty books including the brand new The Bullying Breakthrough; The Teen’s Guide to Social Media & Mobile Devices; If I Had a Parenting Do Over; and the Amazon Best Seller - The Guy's Guide to God, Girls and the Phone in Your Pocket. He speaks to parents and leaders worldwide, all while providing free resources for youth workers on TheSource4YM.com. Jonathan, his wife Lori, and their three kids live in California.

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