Stupid Skits



3-4 girls with SERIOUS attitude (models)
2 guys:
(1 is an Agent Ð think Ms. Jay from AmericaÕs Next Top Model)
(1 is a Hunk, super male model Ð think Patrick Warburton from Seinfeld & Rules of Engagement)

ÒIÕm Too SexyÓ on CD player/sound system (by artist Right Said Fred)
1 purse for each girl model

Scene opens with Agent standing on the stage. All the girl models walk onto the stage Ð with SERIOUS attitude Ð toward the Model Agent.

Girl Model 1: Umm…Hi there. We're totally hot models and we want to join your agency.

Girl Model 2: Yeah!

Agent: OK ladies. LetÕs see what youÕve got. Here, model these purses for me. (Agent hands all girl models one purse each.) TheyÕre the latest Louis Vuitton handbag. They cost $92,000 dollars each. IÕll play some music for you, and you Òwork it!Ó (Play ÒIÕm Too SexyÓ on a CD player or sound system.)

(When the music starts, the girl models need to start ÒmodelingÓ the purses. They need to look completely stupid, striking ridiculous looking poses, while thinking they are great models. While they are trying their best, the Agent can say things like, ÒWork it!Ó ÒYouÕre an animal!Ó ÒGive it to me!Ó ÒMake me believe it!Ó ÒStrike a pose!Ó ÒVogue baby, vogue!Ó Do this for about 20 seconds, then cut the music.)

Agent: You know…IÕm just not seeing it, ladies. I donÕt think you have what it takes to model for my agency.

Girl Model 3: No wait!! Please!! We'll try harder!! Check this out!!

(The music starts up again and this time the girl models go absolutely crazy. They MUST BE much goofier than beforeÉtotally outrageousÉall while thinking theyÕre doing a terrific job. The Agent needs to repeat some more silly lines like, ÒCÕmon Darling.Ó ÒGive me ENERGY ladies.Ó Do this for another 20 seconds.)

(While the girl models are dancing, in walks the Hunk. He grabs one of the purses and yells out over the volume of the musicÉ)

Hunk: I canÕt watch this anymore. Lemme show you how itÕs done! (At this point, pull out all the stops!!! The Hunk must go Òoff the hookÓ weird with his posesÉlifting his leg, strutting around, blowing a kiss to the crowd, looking snooty at the girls, prancing around, whatever. The goofier the better!)

(After a few seconds of his dancing/modeling, all the girl models just stare at him with their jaws dropped openÉbecause they think heÕs SO good! Even the Agent should look impressed. When his ÒroutineÓ comes to an endÉ)

Agent: OMG! OMG! OMG! He's GOT IT!! Beautiful! You brought tears to my eyes.

Girl Models (together): Please teach us!!
Show us how to do that!!
YouÕre the best!!
We wanna be just like you!!

Hunk: Alright ladies. LetÕs go. (The music picks back up and all of them walk off the stage except the Agent.)

Agent: OK. Call me!! WeÕll do lunch! (He then ÒdancesÓ off the stage to the beat of the music, too, doing a few poses himself.)

NOTE: This skit will only work if you make sure the dance routines (2 from the girls and 1 from the Hunk) get crazier and crazier!) Also, make sure you pick the right person to be the Hunk. A shy, reserved person will KILL this one!)

Idea by Anjelica


Jonathan McKee

Jonathan McKee is the author of over twenty books including the brand new The Bullying Breakthrough; The Teen’s Guide to Social Media & Mobile Devices; If I Had a Parenting Do Over; and the Amazon Best Seller - The Guy's Guide to God, Girls and the Phone in Your Pocket. He speaks to parents and leaders worldwide, all while providing free resources for youth workers on Jonathan, his wife Lori, and their three kids live in California.

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