If I Were Not A Youth Worker
Volunteers assume a character of their choice in this interactive singing skit. ItÕs a great skit to use at the beginning of the year to introduce leaders. Others use this at church dinners or fund-raising banquets and get all their volunteer leaders up front to be introduced. Be creative with characters, adding folks who are unique to your specific location.
5 volunteers (They will each assume a character of their choice. Each character will need his/her own props.)
Possible Character Ideas:
an undertaker (dark suit, shovel)
a birdwatcher (binoculars, safari hat)
a farmer (overalls, checked shirt)
a surfer (swim trunks)
a flight attendant (tray with coffee/tea, barf bag)
an ice cream maker (white smock)
a postal worker (uniform/hat/mail bag)
a ballerina (tutu)
The song goes, “If I were not a youth worker, I know just what IÕd be. If I were not a youth worker, a ____________ I would be.Ó And each person in turn jumps in and does his or her character all in rhythm.
- Undertaker: ÒWell, well, well, you never can tell, if theyÕre going to heaven or if theyÕre going toÉWell, well, wellÓ
Birdwatcher: ÒHark, a lark, flying through the park, splat!Ó
Farmer: ÒCome on Bessy give, the babyÕs got to live!Ó (mimes milking a cow.)
Surfer: ÒHey, Dave, totally awesome wave!Ó
Flight Attendant: ÒHereÕs your coffee, hereÕs your tea, hereÕs your paper bag, blahh!Ó
Ice Cream Maker: ÒUshy Gushy, ushy gushy, good ice cream.Ó
Postal Worker: ÒA post, a post, a post. A post, a post, a post.Ó
Ballerina: ÒTippy, tippy toe, tippy toe, tippy toe.Ó
- “If I were not a youth worker, I know just what IÕd be. If I were not a youth worker, a ____________I would be. (Ballernia) Tippy, tippy toe, tippy toe, tippy toe. (Postal Worker) A post, a post, a post. A post, a post, a post. (Undertaker) Well, well, well, you never can tell, if their going to heaven or if their going toÉWell, well, well. (Birdwatcher) Hark, a lark, flying through the park, splat. (Farmer) Come on Bessy give, the babyÕs got to live! (Surfer) Hey, Dave, totally awesome wave! (Flight Attendant) HereÕs your coffee, hereÕs your tea, hereÕs your paper bag, blahh! (Ice Cream Maker) Ushy Gushy, ushy gushy, good ice cream.Ó
Jonathan McKee is the author of over twenty books including the brand new The Bullying Breakthrough; The Teen’s Guide to Social Media & Mobile Devices; If I Had a Parenting Do Over; and the Amazon Best Seller - The Guy's Guide to God, Girls and the Phone in Your Pocket. He speaks to parents and leaders worldwide, all while providing free resources for youth workers on TheSource4YM.com. Jonathan, his wife Lori, and their three kids live in California.