Stupid Skits

He Said He's Met You Before!

Characters: (1) Old man; (2) Old woman; (3) gas station attendant.

The old married couple is sitting in two chairs up front. They are acting as if they are driving in a car with the old man's hand on the steering wheel. They pull into a gas station, and the old man roles down his window.

    Gas station attendant: “Can I help you?”

    Old man: “Fill 'er up.”

    Old Woman: (asks the old man) “What'd he say?”

    Old Man: “He asked if he could help us.”

    Old Woman: “Tell him to fill 'er up.”

    Old Man: “I told him to fill it up.”

    Gas station attendant: “Where are you two headed?”

    Old Man: “We're going to Disneyland.”

    Old Woman: “What'd he say?”

    Old man: “He asked us where we're headed.”

    Old Woman: “Tell him we're going to Disneyland.”

    Old Man: (disgustingly) “I told him we're going to Disneyland!”

    Gas station attendant: “Where are you two from?”

    Old Man: “We're from Hudsonville.”

    Old Woman: “What'd he say?”

    Old Man: (angrily) “He asked us where we're from!”

    Old Woman: “Tell him we're from Hudsonville.”

    Old Man: (very angry) “I TOLD HIM WE'RE FROM HUDSONVILLE!”

    Gas station attendant: “Hudsonville, I've been to Hudsonville before. The women there are DOG UGLY!”

    Old Woman: “What'd he say?”

    Old Man: (looks at the old woman, then at the gas station attendant, and then back to the old woman and says) “He said he's met you before!”

Curtain closes Ñ or lights go down Ñ and music comes on (ideally), or old woman and man get up and walk out of the room like old folks.

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Jonathan McKee

Jonathan McKee is the author of over twenty books including the brand new The Bullying Breakthrough; The Teen’s Guide to Social Media & Mobile Devices; If I Had a Parenting Do Over; and the Amazon Best Seller - The Guy's Guide to God, Girls and the Phone in Your Pocket. He speaks to parents and leaders worldwide, all while providing free resources for youth workers on Jonathan, his wife Lori, and their three kids live in California.

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