Stupid Skits

Doctor Doctor!!!


The setting is in a doctorÕs office.

Patient- DOCTOR! DOCTOR! I have an emergency!!

Doctor- What's wrong?! Calm down and just tell me what's wrong and I'll help you.

Patient- I have a hole in me

Doctor- Show me where.

Patient- Right here, (lifts shirt up to show belly button and points.)

Doctor- Um…. that's 100% normal. Just go home and rest.

~a little while later~

Patient- DOCTOR! DOCTOR!!! I have an emergency!!

Doctor- What is it this time?!

Patient- I only have four toes!!

Doctor- Ok just let me look at it.

Patient- (Lifts foot)

Doctor- Ok show me which one is missing.

Patient- Well let me see…. ok, one two three four fi- oh ok they're all here, what a relief!

Doctor- Yes yes, now please don't come back unless there's a REAL emergency.

Patient- (walks out)

~a little while later~


Doctor- Oh great what is it this time?????

Patient- This time it's a real emergency!!!

Doctor- Ok, tell me what's wrong.

Patient- I think I broke something.

Doctor- You mean a bone? Did you break a bone?

Patient- Could be, I'm not sure. But there's definitely a crack.

Doctor- Okay, where does it hurt?

Patient- It doesn't hurt so much, but I definitely see a crack.

Doctor- Let me see it.

Patient- Okay.. here's the crack. (starts to undo Belt, and turn around)

Doctor- Security!

Idea by Maddie


Jonathan McKee

Jonathan McKee is the author of over twenty books including the brand new The Bullying Breakthrough; The Teen’s Guide to Social Media & Mobile Devices; If I Had a Parenting Do Over; and the Amazon Best Seller - The Guy's Guide to God, Girls and the Phone in Your Pocket. He speaks to parents and leaders worldwide, all while providing free resources for youth workers on Jonathan, his wife Lori, and their three kids live in California.

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