This skit requires two campers and a motorcycle gang (however many people you want).
Guy 1: All right, the tent is pitched, but unfortunately it can only fit one person.
Guy 2: Well, I guess we can switch off between nights. I'll sleep outside tonight, and tomorrow you can sleep outside.
Guy 1: I like that idea. OK, good night.
Guy 2: Good night.
(Guy 1 goes into the tent. Guy 2 lies down outside the tent and falls asleep.)
(Motorcycle gang comes along, making motorcycle noises and beats up the guy
Guy 1: (coming out of the tent) What happened?
Guy 2: This motorcycle gang came and beat me up. Can we switch places, please?
Guy 1: O.K. fine. You sleep in the tent tonight.
(Both guys switch places and go to sleep. The motorcycle gang comes back for
Gang leader: Wait, we already got the guy outside the tent. Let's get the one inside the tent.
(Gang goes in the tent and beats up the same guy again.)
Added by Dean Bryant