Stupid Skits
Thirsty?
Characters:- Thirsty Girl
- Tie Salesman 1
- Tie Salesman 2
- Doorman
Scene Script:(Thirsty girl is crawling through the desert.)
Thirsty Girl: Water, please water.
(Tie Salesman 1 walks up to Thirsty Girl.)
Thirsty Girl: Water, please water.
Tie Salesman 1: Sorry I've got no water, but would you like to buy a tie?
Thirsty Girl: No, I need water.
(Tie Salesman 1 walks away. Tie Salesman 2 walks up.)
Thirsty Girl: Water, please water.
Tie Salesman 2: Sorry, I've got no water, but would you like to buy a tie?
Thirsty Girl: No, I need water.
(Tie Salesman 2 walks away. Thirsty Girl keeps walking and comes up to a water factory, with a doorman at the front door.)
Thirsty Girl: This must be a mirage!
Doorman: This factory isn't a mirage dear.
Thirsty Girl: Thank God!
(Thirsty Girl starts to walk in but Doorman stops her.)
Doorman: I'm sorry dear, but I can't let you in without a tie.
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