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Grape Store, The

A guy walks into a computer store and taps a employee on the back.

Guy: You got any grapes?

Employee: No.

Guy walks off stage and comes back a moment later and taps the same employee.

Guy: You got any grapes?

Employee: I told you yesterday, No!

Guy walks off stage and comes back a moment later and taps the same employee.

Guy: You got any grapes?

Employee: No, and if you come ask me that again I'm gonna nail your feet to the ground!

Guy walks off stage and comes back a moment later and taps the same employee.

Guy: (slowly) Got any nails?

Employ: (through grit teeth) No.

Guy: (goofy, innocent grin) Got any grapes?

Idea by Drakel

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